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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

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I find myself attractive, is that so bad. 8/10 days I would fuck me.

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modificationnotmutilation:

Pallas’s cat is a small wild cat having a broad but patchy distribution in the grasslands and montane steppe of Central Asia. The species is negatively affected by habitat degradation, prey base decline, and hunting, and has therefore been classified as ‘Near Threatened’ by IUCN since 2002.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas’s_cat

Ugh so fluffy

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no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

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Sex is so fun.

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

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