im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Mortal enemies.

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I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

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Title: The Ghost of You Artist: My Chemical Romance 26,951 plays


"Get the feeling that you’re never
All alone and I remember now
At the top of my lungs in my arms she dies
She dies”

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left-side This is hilarious!!

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Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall


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Gres House. Luciano Kruk. Itauna. Brasil. under construction. images (c) Luciano Kruk

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i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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