I want things…………….
I LAUGHING SO HARD
#my thief playthrough
hehehe, he rolled a 1.
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Just a Corgi puppy attacking an invisible prey.